There are certain things that I must learn:
Sometimes, people are going to be complete assholes to you, and it really is because you’re not good enough in their eyes. Don’t sugarcoat it, don’t pretend like they’re idiots. It’s real. You really are too fat, too dumb, too dorky, or generally too Asian to please them. Cry it out, then move along.
Sometimes, you’re going to feel like someone is being a complete asshole to you, but it is actually because you’re being an asshole to yourself. Stop expecting so much from people. Don’t cling to the little words that they say - especially if, once you really think about it, you do the same. Sometimes it’s not their fault. They really are busy. You really do have too much free time.
And most importantly, sometimes your asshole will hurt after eating too much spicy food. Remember this. Or pay dearly.
(Source: stateofjoe)
